Okay, think of the biggest weasel you’ve ever worked with. Okay, calm down. I can detect your blood boiling. Take a deep breath. Now, think of why s/he’s such a weasel. I detect another deep breath is in order here. If one quality that they lack is integrity, then you’ve already identified the second term in our CIA acronym that we’re going to discuss today – although I’ll bet many other words came to mind first.
Now I know you’re saying what in the world does integrity have to do with computers. I’m sure you must be thinking that my computer, at its worst, could never be as terrible as that *&*^% weasel. Well, when our computer systems lack integrity, the accuracy and reliability of the data stored on them is much like that weasel that you work with – unreliable. When there’s no integrity with our computer systems, unauthorized modification of data isn’t prevented. And as a result, data can end up in unintended destinations, often contaminated, corrupted and maliciously modified.
As an example, let’s say that that weasel accidentally made a mistake in a database entry and charged a customer $50,000 for a bill instead of $50… and tried to creatively blame you. Thanks to that weasel, (or too bad for you if s/he’s convincing) the data is now corrupted. The customer has now been inconvenienced by having to straighten out this error. And now your job might be on the line – but of course you’ll go into Soprano mode and prevent that from happening.
When hardware and software don’t work in a concerted effort to maintain the accuracy and reliability of data, trouble ensues. And while later on we’ll uncover ways to harden systems and educate/train users on ways to avoid such costly errors, for now, just note that integrity is critical to making sure that the correct data ends up in the correct destination.
Do you update your computer regularly? Surprisingly, many people don’t. Whether you are using Windows, Macintosh, or Linux, it’s important to update your system often. Every software vendor releases updates to their system, whether for compatibility or security reasons. When one of these updates is released, it clues everyone into the fact that there may be a bug in the system, so it’s in your best interest to make sure you get that bug fixed before someone has a chance to use it against you.
Last time we met, I asked you to remember a short acronym. Do you recall? No, well here’s a hint: There’s an intelligence agency with the same acronym? If you said CIA, muy bien! If not, you’re the recipient of Colbert’s Tip of the Hat – Wag of the Finger. And if you don’t know what that means, then unfortunately my friend, you’re probably missing out on one of TV’s wittiest and funniest shows.
Seeing too many pizza commercials on TV yesterday, I finally succumbed to the advertisements and made a quick phone call to Dominos (advertising is indeed powerful). Usually when I call them, I’m on and off the phone in about 2 minutes. Not so today. I was put on hold for about 4 minutes. Very unusual. Afterwards, the employee gets on the phone, asks me for my order and then has to put me on hold again because the computer was slow. He apologized and finally said, “Ya know, computers are great, except when they’re not working.” True, but what about my pizza? Thankfully, my order was entered and I got my wonderful pizza while still trying to figure out how Sanjaya from American Idol made it as long as he did! Oh well. Some things we’ll never know. But I digress.
Do you spend much time at work browsing personal sites, such as shopping or online banking? Do you check your personal email while at work? Not only is this usually against the corporate policies at most companies, you are putting yourself at risk by doing so.









